votes are in. America has spoken. And what do we say? Bush sucks!
it for Blue Values! Let's hear it for Eros over Thanatos! Hope
Brothers and Sisters, Lovers and Sinners. America has spoken.
If we can't get a divorce, we'll just sit on your face, George.
Awomen. Eat Me, Bushites! Eat House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
Just seeing a woman (even if she isn't exactly Emma Goldman) poised
to take over control of the United States House of Representatives
saying "Today we have made history, now we must make progress!"
makes my cheeks wet with possbility.
South Dakota came through too, rejecting a proposed law that would
have banned nearly all abortions. And seeing Republican Senator
Rick "Man-On-Dog-Sex" Santorum forced to get down on his knees
to Bob Casey Jr. in my home state makes me want to sing, "Pennsylvania,
Pennsylvania, land where liberty was born, Pennsylvania the keystone
state where the bonds of tyranny were shone!"
Then there was the fabulously flamboyant Republican Gay Sex Scandal
Double-Hitter of Mark Foley and Ted Haggard which made a considerable
number of well-spanked Evangelicals hold their noses and eat Democratic
election was not so much about the individuals running for office
in the House and Senate, and it certainly wasn't a vote of great
love for the Democratics. This was a Lesser of Two Evils rally.
It was a referendum on the flabbergastingly evil reign of George
II, the craven Bushites and the putrid, crony-riddled, page-diddling,
mostly Republican War Machine.
ago, I asked America (and myself), "How much longer are we going
to suck Bush's Dick?" For six years, America has just been swallowing
this bastard's lethal lies, as he pushed our heads down on his
blatant load of crap. Many have died from this political throat
rape. Others contracted political herpes. Some just kept their
But not now!
Not this election. At least, now - finally! - the tables are turned.
Maybe, if we can help them locate their spines, these Democrats
can get the Bushman into a nice cozy headlock and make him eat
some humble pie. Make him stop the war. Stop the torture. Stop
the killing. At least, make him fire Rummy NOW. Make him get his
head out of the hayseeds (where the few Bushites left are still
scattered) and go downtown. And stop the Peeping Tomfoolery. Stop
all the hypocritical faith-based baloney.
Praise the Lord and the Lady. Hip, hip hooray for the USA, at
least for today. My bush tastes better than your Bush.
I know, I
know, my democratic-secular-humanist-ethical-hedonist-anti-war
chochita mía is too good for Dubya's lying lips to even
graze. After all, the President is not a very cunning linguist.
But table-turning is sweet, and I'm enjoying this Bush-licking
even more just knowing that he'd rather be sucking Jeff Gannon/Jim
Guckert's manly military-style republican member. This election
renders Dubya a truly lame duck, a Presidential limp dick, and
we ladies know what a guy like that can do: Swallow our squirt
(though it's too way good for you).
will have to eat these words, if and when the Dems disappoint.
Perhaps that's why, in the sweet afterglow of victory, I say let's
celebrate! Let's spread our legs and our wings and savor the pleasure.
It's a little late in coming, this popular slap in George Jr.'s
smug little Common Chimp face, especially for those of us who
have opposed his bullying, bankrupt policies from the first Crusade.
But better late than never.
So let's enjoy the electoral orgasm of the moment, Brothers and
Sisters, Lovers and Sinners. Because it feels good, yes indeed.
Then let's see if we can make our new representatives follow through
on their promises to change, which does involve politically sitting
on Bush's face and not let him get up for air. Of course, we should
do this with "civility," like Nancy says. But we should do it
for America to follow the Bonobo Way of peace, pleasure, diplomacy
and community. It's time to wash the blood off our hands.
Susan Block is a sex educator, cultural commentator, host
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